I GOT A MILLION OF THEM
Riddles (answers below)
1)What do you call a cow with no legs? 2)What do you call a deer without eyes? 3)What's the difference between the cha-cha and pea green paint? 4)What's brown and black and looks good on a burglar? 5)Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? 6(When geese fly in formation,why is one side sometimes shorter than the other?





Answers; 1)ground beef 2)no eye deer 3)Anybody can learn to cha-cha 4)a doberman pincer 5)If they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls 6)There are fewer geese on that side
POETRY
Jack be nimble Jack be quick,Jack jump over the candlestick:You've got to be quick or you'll get burned,I tried it once that's how I learned

Mary had a little lamb,'twas awfully dumb and so,it could not tell the red from green,nor which was stop or go;it followed her to school one day,a stupid thing to do;it got caught between the red and green,and now it's mutton stew

Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,eating her curds and whey;along came a spider,and sat down beside her, and said,what's in the bowl brat!

  • Hey diddle diddle,the cat and the fiddle,the cow jumped over the moon,the little dog laughed cause ,he didn't know we'd all be going there soon

    Hickory dickory dock,the mouse ran up the clock,he got a shock and fell like a rock; it was an electric clock

    Mary had a little lamb,a little pork,a little jam,some ice cream,and a piece of cake,now she's got a bellyache

    Early to bed,and early to rise;

  • Fish like hell ,and make up lies
    • PLAIN OLD JOKES
    One hot summer day,Tonto and the Lone Ranger were having a cold drink at the local saloon.A cowboy walked in and said;Who owns that white horse outside? The Lone Ranger replied;I do ,why? The cowboy answered;well,he's overheating. The Lone Ranger told Tonto to go outside and cool down the horse. Tonto removed the saddle and blanket,and began running around the horse with the blanket,creating a breeze.About ten minutes later another cowboy entered the saloon and asked;Who owns the white horse out front;to which the Lone Ranger replied;I do,is he still overheating?Oh no,said the cowboy;but you left your injun running.
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